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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
I miss the days when minding your own business was a thing.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like it`s okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.
You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
If I have to stir it, it’s homemade.
I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
At what number beer are you offically not working from home anymore?
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…