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All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They`er so warm and cozy, and it`s fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
It`s not stretching if it doesn`t involve crazy dinosaur noises.
That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
Is there another word for synonym?
If a bra is called an `Over the shoulder bolder holder,` then would you call men`s underwear `Under the butt nut hut?`
The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
My therapist says I`m paranoid, which is exactly what you might expect from a shapeshifting lizard hired by the CIA to track my whereabouts.
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!