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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
Only in math problems you can buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
For years I thought hitchhikers were just complimenting my driving.
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
Hey people who buy bottled water for their dogs, can I have some money?
Overheard at grocery: Paper or plastic, sir? Doesn’t matter. Im bisacksual.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
To all the girls who think all guys are the same: Who told you to try them all? Whore.
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
The problem with reality is that there’s no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.