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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
I don`t believe in karma, but I do believe in punching people in the face.
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
I really would like to take a yoga class. But I really can`t trust my farts.
My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
ME- I love it when you lay me down like that, the way you touch my belly and put cold things on me baby DOCTOR- Miss this is a medical examination and you are making me extremely uncomfortable
Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me.
Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run.
Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
Roses are red and sometimes they`re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...............
Why don`t family members send me money for my birthday anymore? I need it now more than when I was 7
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.