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To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
Just used a full size twix bar to stir my coffee.
We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
I don’t call it laying down anymore, I call it landscape mode.
People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it .... it causes many births too.
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.