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Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it`s a two-star hotel.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they`d put cocaine back in their recipe.
United Airlines.... Board as Doctor, leave as patient.
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators.
I think my "check engine" light has finally burned out. So that`s good.
When I`m at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend.
Good things come to those who wait ... Which explains why I`m always late.
If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.