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I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
Just drove past the house where I lost my virginity. There wasn`t even a plaque or anything. Pretty ridiculous if you ask me.
I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
I have a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.
Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
Of all the lies I tell, "I was just kidding!" is my favorite.
I`m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I`ll pop open the red and drink that.
Ladies, don`t say that men never listen... We can tell you every word of what was said during an NFL pregame or in-game broadcast.
I fake my LOLs
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
I read Facebook for the pictures.
Sorry I missed your call ... I was to busy singing and dancing to the ringtone
I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.