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All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
Mondays are middle finger approved
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
When I say I like to travel, I really just mean I like to get drunk in different places.
If you are alone and feeling lonely, fart. Someone always walks in after you fart.
It`s normally a combination of things that cause bad decisions. The tequila, lime, salt combination is the most common.
Serving size ?? LMAO
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes kept getting sucked in my nose!
Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
I don`t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day.