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Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
I was struggling,trying to figure out how lightning works .....then it struck me!
I`m single by choice. Not MY choice. But it`s still a choice
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.
Me being rude: Shut the f*ck up. Me being polite: Please shut the f*ck up.
Every shape I had to learn above octagon was just a total fu*king waste of time.
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don`t hit me again officer...
Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment
To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
According to my roommate`s diary, I have boundary issues.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!