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Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
Why periods? Why can`t Mother Nature just text me and be like, "Whaddup Girl?, You ain`t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya next month."
About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
Keep calm and drink on.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we`re together now.
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
This ramen noodle and vienna sausage dinner taste exactly like I made the wrong career choice :(
So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
sleep is for people without netflix
When non-smokers come to My house....I ask them to stand outside while I have a smoke
If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”
My reaction to stepping in dog sh!t is identical to me logging onto Facebook