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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
We could learn a lot from our dogs.... If you can`t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away
I do not like being told what to do unless I`m naked.
Still haven`t answered my life`s calling... I`ve always just assumed it dialed the wrong number.
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place to have sex.
This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
Every pair of panties can be a thong if your a$$ is big enough.
*sigh* the cop at the front door is never a stripper when you need it to be
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.