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Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
If my sarcasm confuses you it`s because you`re stupid.
"Everybody freeze!" -December
The easiest way to keep a secret is without help
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
I found a dollar in my bed this morning... Following my excitement was a flash of panic as I checked all my teeth
If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all "yo gurt!" .. funny? no? Ok (._.)
Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers
My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, Iām lucky I eat at all.
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.