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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it
With the promise of Free Drinks or Food, I’m willing to go pretty much anywhere.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who`s shampooing their shoulder hair? ... please come forward.
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
When I`m happy, I drink and when I drink, I`m happy. Win/Win!!
Even though I`m a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
I`m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?
Found a note on my door today that said ”You’re Awesome!” ... Yes, I wrote it yesturday. But still, the truth is the truth.