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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
It`s hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing...
Saying “sounds good” is probably the nicest way to abruptly end a conversation.
Men think they have it bad, but they`re not the ones having to hold their boobs when they run.
1st thing I do after great sex! Turn the alarm clock off.........
I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.