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They say a woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
My new plan is to ignore my problems until they become hilarious stories.
i feel naked without my mobile !
If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have.
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
My wife told me, "I look really fat. Please make me feel better and compliment me." I said, "You have perfect eyesight."
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
“I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook.
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Walmart
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.