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The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
3 wishes for when I find a genie: 1. The more I eat the skinnier I get 2. One kid grows up to be a pharmacist 3. Other kid owns a winery
I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
A real man should never wave faster than he says the word “hey”
Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they`d lock us up?
Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness
10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t.
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?