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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
Subway is the only place I can walk in and ask for a 12 inch Italian and not feel like a slut.
I wouldn`t be surprised if my kids think the phrase "goddamn douchebag" means someone who pulls out in front of your car without signaling.
“But I read somewhere…” -me about to make some sh!t up.
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?