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I have short term memory. I also like to fish. Also, I have short term memory.
I`m all for the "going green" thing, but I just can`t bring myself to buy toilet paper that says, "100% Recycled."
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
apparently telling my girlfriend her acuracy is as high as a magic 8 ball wasn`t a good idea.
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
That awkward moment when you open a fortune cookie and all you get is some vague, cryptic statement that`s not even a fortune.
My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
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Didn`t leave home today. It was too peopley out there.
It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher, or vacuum cleaner.
Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
Big shout-out to slugs for doing everything a snail does but without a helmet.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.