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I put the pro in inappropriate.
Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
When I go to someone’s house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don’t like visitors.
Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
I am so thankful and grateful that out of all the planets in the universe, we live on one with pizza and vodka.
More celebrities should donate blood. I mean, imagine having the blood of Will Smith running through your veins.
Silence is Golden, unless you`re married.. Then Silence is Suspicious.
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It`s probably a good thing I was on the bottom step...
Pee your name in the snow and you`ll quickly understand why they should teach cursive in our schools.
I have a condition that renders me unable to go on a diet… I get hungry.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.