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Winter needs to calm the f*ck down
Some men get naked when they have to count up to 21...
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan.... She`s a keeper!
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I`m not good in bed.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn`t want to go to the store...
My favorite iOS7 feature is how it distracts me from the fact that I`m wasting my life poking a glass screen.
In space they just call it "Jam"
I do marathons ... on Netflix.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want....she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days.
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.