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What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
Why do they waste so much money on all the checkout lanes at Walmart, when they only have two of them open at any given time.
I wasn`t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
My buddy asked me the other night if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I`m married now and that`s where I sleep.
I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.
Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
Men who claim women belong in the kitchen definitely do not know what to do with them in the bedroom!
Turns out having boobs only gets you stuff if you don`t have a penis as well.
I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.
Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to `Toys For Tots` before you`re eligible for an Xbox?