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"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains.
I am a completely different person when I`m not under female supervision.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
Sunday morning = lazy lay in my bed and fart under my sheets all day :)
My dad always used to say, "The sky`s the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
I hate it when I get too drunk and just kidding I never hate getting drunk!
Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.
You know it was a good sh!t when you come back and your screensaver is on.
How dumb is that family if Mrs. Doubtfire can fool them a second time?
I`m just like you ... Only smarter and better looking.