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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can’t pronounce it.
Coffee is nature’s way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.
The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can`t make coffee.
People who learned a bunch of stuff must have felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out.