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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
Person: You`re blocking the view. Me: B!tch, I am the view!
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young
The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
Sometimes one middle finger isn`t enough to let someone know how you feel. That`s why we have two hands.
have you ever noticed `lol` looks like a drowning person?
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
Trying to get in shape for all those people I`m not having sex with.
I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven does God hide behind the Pearly Gates and pretend he`s not home?
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
Horse racing is like NASCAR only slower and with poop.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.