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Sorry I got drunk and angry and said all those things I meant but still shouldn`t have said.
Pizza is my favorite winter activity
Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a "Which Muppet Are You?" quiz.
It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
At this point I`m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks I should skip work tomorrow.
If its the thought that counts, then I`ve banged so many hot chicks.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
If there is enough room to spell `bootylicious` on the back of your shorts...it probably isn`t
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
My husband told me he needed more space ... So I locked him outside.