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Did anyone hear the one about the cross dresser? The happiest day in his life was when he finally got into his girlfriend`s pants.
Sorry I`m late, the floor was lava
If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
My wife said I can definitely have a man cave, if that`s what I want to start calling the hall closet.
Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
I took my family to Sea World this weekend, but i wasnt allowed in. Apparently you cant take your fishing rod.
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.
My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" but I can`t drive a bus.
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
I`m a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
Ever noticed that `beer can` in a british accent sounds exactly like `bacon` in a jamaican accent?