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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words "gruesome discovery" coming from your TV on the morning news.
I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.
I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
A homeless man comes up to me asking for change, I say "Change comes from within." He looked stunned.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band.
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I`m not just living paycheck to paycheck. I`m living from paycheck to change jar to scrap aluminum to liquor store to paycheck.
Just tore the tag off my mattress and there’s nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.