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All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
It`s like my kids don`t even believe how cool I was in the 80s.
I`m not saying not to trust the Internet, but there is an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I`ve won and the number of iPads I own.
I like them big and fake. ~Me talking about Christmas trees
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
They say `No news is good news,` but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.
If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
I scratch my a$$ way to much to chew my fingernails...
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
I`ll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life i am going to "allow to cool in microwave for 1 minute"!
Sure thing.... follow me... I`ll show you the fastest way to get to nowhere.
Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk.