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Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars.
I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
What number SPF blocks people?
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Life is what you make it = 10% Shit happens = 90%
There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
Adding “and sh!t” to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
Have you ever wondered if God looks down at you in a humorous moment, chuckles to himself, and says "yeah I made that!"
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
If you are going to write in the dust on my car, please dont date it
People who over-exaggerate make me so mad that I just want to light everyone on fire.
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!
Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.