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A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
Next time a customer service rep asks “Is there anything else I can do for you?” whisper “Smile for the camera, I’m watching you” & hang up
What’s the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they’re not going to joust?
Life is what you make it = 10% Shit happens = 90%
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?
Sure, I`ll show up at your Halloween Party... I`ll be coming as the invisible man....