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Thanks to Facebook i now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
Boy it`s nice out today... or at least that`s what it says on my computer.
I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
This haunted house sucks. It`s just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, I`m at work, sorry.
Literally saw someone get a tattoo of a camel on their toe.
Love is... saving money to buy her shoes!
Before you have any hope for the future of humanity, come and look at how this guy parked.
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
Baking soda seems like a scam. "Be sure to keep this box of magic white powder in the back of your refrigerator."
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...
I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.
Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours
Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!