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I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
Haters gonna hate, your honor
My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I`m totally flexible.
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I`m making important life decisions.
Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
Vaginas are like the weather. When it`s wet, it`s time to go inside.
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.