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We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
So a year ago today I asked a really beautiful friend out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
If you see me drinking coffee from a to-go cup in public after 3 pm, that coffee is booze in disguise.
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
White girls be like: I`ll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign frappe please.
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they`re all panicked over who`s getting deleted.
You’ve never truly lived until someone has posted a sign because of something you’ve done.
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
It’s not what you wear; it’s how you take it off.
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.