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See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
I flunked anger management class.
Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.
"Sleeping on the couch" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn`t just painted on.
For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended…I will get to you shortly.