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Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
It’s hard to get a lot done when you’re busy having a snack every 15 minutes
I drank an energy drink so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off a tree
I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I’m going to have.
is a mystery you´ll never solve
“Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request.
Exercise makes you look and feel better naked ... But, so does Tequila
I’m not getting old. I’m becoming a classic.
You know it`s time to delete Facebook when your mom, dad, uncles, aunties, grandparents etc... is on it.
I`ve been hiding from exercise ... I`m in the fitness protection program.
A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
I don`t know exactly who`s health I`m drinking to, but they`re going to be immortal at this rate