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No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won`t be enough.
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
If all men are created equal then why are there midgets?
My theory: Every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
I want to put a bib on a baby that says "This dumbass put my cape on backwards." lol
Dear piece of paper that wont go in the dust pan ... f*ck you!
And all this time I thought a chickpea was when women went to the bathroom in groups.
You think you love your family but suddenly there`s three of you and one remaining slice of pizza.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
I have a drinking problem. When I tilt my head back to take a drink, I can’t see my computer screen.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can`t see them pick their nose?
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.