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Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
I`ve single handedly defeated my erection.
I can`t wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil is f*cking broke.
Non alcohilic beer, for people who like to pee but hate that annoying buzz.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
A gay man is just one colonoscopy away from foreplay
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
On the 14th of December I`m going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up...
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!