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I would like to discuss tennis but I wouldn`t want to cause a racket
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
The covers of this book are too far apart.
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.
This one isnt that funny, keep scrolling.
If life was easy, we wouldn`t need alcohol.
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I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it`s the scientists that aren`t washing their hands?
The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine`s day. Just an FYI.
Dear whoever is playing sweet child o` mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!
Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing