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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
I finally figured out how to get rid of that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out!!
Even if you don`t pay, they`ll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
I love all religions. They bring holidays .
"I`m tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
Yes, that`s correct. And the horse you rode in on.
I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, "You once told me..."
It`s not "you`re" or "your". It`s mine. It`s all mine, everything is mine!