Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
In Store Special - "You`re My One and Only" Valentine`s Day cards... 4 for $5...
Corduroy boxing gloves deliver the best punchlines.
Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I`m sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
I was having breakfast at a friend`s house and she said "How do you take your coffee?" I said "Very seriously."
My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
I was told there would be kool-aid.
my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-a$$".
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
Screw it, just add another blade." -Gillette marketing concepts.
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
You can tell a lot about a person by putting a hidden camera in their bedroom.