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iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
It isn`t a successful BBQ until some drunken idiot walks face first into a closed sliding glass door. I`m fine by the way.
If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?
When I was younger I thought I was bipolar. Turns out I was just an a$$hole who was happy about it.
Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it.
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.