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I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
The best stories ever told always end with the words”…and then I got the hell out of there.”
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.
There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she`ll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
My wife looks super hot without glasses. That’s why I stopped wearing them.