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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Remember when the world ended last year?
Funerals are so depressing, when I die I want to be fed to a shark or something cool.
If you say "cash money" around me, Don`t act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?
Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s ass to fall off.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
Office Tip: In a pinch a booger and a small piece of copy paper is as good as a post it note.
Facebook - the place where you can whine and get likes for it...
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....