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Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me "sweetie" too.
I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
I have 500 friends and only 499 Birthday wishes on facebook! I`ll remember that when it`s YOUR birthday #405!!!
I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald`s scare me.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
my girlfriend does that cute thing, where she doesnt exist.
Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
I like to start my day by taking a shower, having some coffee and going online for 14-16 hours.
We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.