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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
Why isn`t there a reality show called "Security Cams of Walmart?"
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn`t doing his part of the chores around here
My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
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If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.
People go on and on about the length of Subway`s sandwiches but how come nobody talks about their girth?
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective