Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
You’d think “attractive neighbor leaves curtains open” would appear in more real estate listings.
Every year new words are added onto the dictionary, yet no new positions are added to the karma sutra.
Boy if these walls could talk I`d be like "HOLY SH!T TALKING WALLS"
Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I`ve only done that with pizza
WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram.
Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles...GAME ON!!
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
When I see a hot girl walking by, I like to look at her and blink very fast and repeatedly so it looks like shes walking in slow motion. Everything is better in slow motion =)
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you