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Difference between men and women: Women can change their mind whenever they want. Men can change their mind whenever the woman wants.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
I legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I`m in New York.
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
No one has ever been in an empty room.
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thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
When I say I can cook, I mean I can melt cheese on stuff.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.
When there is nothing to do ... That`s what I do