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I want to give up coffee, but I`d hate to do that to my coworkers.
That annoying feeling when you finally downloaded the movie you wanted to watch and BOOM!... It`s in French. #F**kYouFrance
It`s hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
Stupidity should be painful...really!!!
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn`t understand directions".
lifes a laugh, start living it!
My only trick for looking younger, is when an 80`s song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
I cant wait to show everyone at work my new cough
Frozen water balloon fights... not a good idea.
“I need to stop,” I whispered as I clicked next episode.
"I understand your logic, but let`s try to look at this more emotionally." - women