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World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I`d go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
You are here: X
Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
People with kids, your posts are all the birth control I need.
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
Every member of my family is polite & courteous which I why our pantry has 17 boxes of cookies that contain exactly one remaining cookie
College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.
A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.
My plans for GTA 5: Beat the crap outta people, Steal a cops gun, Jack a convertible, Rob a bank, Jump off a building, Go to GameStop, Buy GTA 5
If a dwarf smokes weed does he get high or medium?