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I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
The scariest US president was Rushmore, because he had 4 heads
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
I wonder how many people`s phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
Morning comes in 3 sizes: 1) Early. 2) Too early. 3) Way too early
Why doesn`t someone invent a clear toaster? Then you could see how toasted your toast is while it`s toasting.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.