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Sometimes late at night, I dig a hole in the back yard to keep the nosey neighbor`s guessing.
If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
Dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn`t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
I`m at the age where an "all-nighter" just means I didn`t have to get up to pee.
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
My life is a very complicated drinking game
Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it`s probably just as well real lightsabers aren`t available yet.
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
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The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.
I don`t care if you wear footie pj`s or sleep with a Snuggie. If you swish Listerine in your mouth for the full 30 seconds, you are BADA$$.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about