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You know you`re old when you think "pokemon" is a gay rastafarian
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
Lets be honest. Half of life is messing up and half is frantically trying to fix it.
Just saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster, I had to step in, They couldn`t even lift him, We high-fived & laughed
I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
I just keep telling myself you guys don`t have sex either.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p