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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
i have noticed you notice me noticing you
So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
My mind is like "LETS DO THIS SH!T" but my body is like "calm down motherf*cker"
If you can read this, you`re not having sex either.