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If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
I send more time looking for porn than actually watching it.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
If you can read this please let me know – because it means I blocked the wrong person.
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Very excited to announce I`m on the market and actively looking for someone new to make me miserable
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
if i get a friend request from you and your profile picture is a car i`ll asume your a transformer
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!