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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
Happiness is the journey, not the destination, and when you reach your destination, ie; bottom of a beer, you must embark on a new journey, ie; get another beer........
If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
Walking past a new employee`s desk & yelling, "Do you think it`s a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?" will never get old.
My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" but I can`t drive a bus.
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Is Nudeism a religion?
I wonder where superman changes now that there are no more phone booths
Why isn`t cat food made from birds, mice and squirrels??
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.