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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
I don`t always play candy crush. But when I do, I have tourettes like a motherf*cker.
We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I`d be screwed.
I don’t know how Godzilla doesn’t hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece.
I think my "check engine" light has finally burned out. So that`s good.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
No matter what`s happening there`s always part of me that would rather be taking a nap or drinking.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
The general rule is that you shouldn`t ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I`m Confused.