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Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
If you ever disappeared while hiking, I’d remain with the search party at least until it started raining.
I get so tired of the same old BS...can´t I get a little BS variety?
You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
mom- "if you dont have anything nice to say, don`t say anything"
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
I just want to be as thin as my patience.
Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk