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My girlfriend said that I should use the term `make love` instead of `f*ck.` What the make love is she talking about?
They say that being successful and living well is the best revenge. That may be so, but rubbing your naked ass all over someone`s cell phone when they aren`t looking is pretty good too ?
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we`re married & live together so I`d have to see them every day.
Never let a medical procedure scare you. That`s what the bill is for.
exactly how long is a cotton picking minute.
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
If your cat has a Facebook page, we can`t be friends.
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push ... into traffic.
Most hated song in jail: "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you"......
You must be a parking ticket or something for the word FINE is written all over you.